Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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