Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.