An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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Hippo gnu deer
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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