I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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