i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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