i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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