On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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