Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus