My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".