so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.