I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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