can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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