I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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