You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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