so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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