Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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