They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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