Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
birth control should be required to get into college
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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