My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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