Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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