She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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