Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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