i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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