The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It's blow job season.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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