I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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