I didn't shave. On purpose
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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