I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I puked a lego.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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