everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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