So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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