this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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