Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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