Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.