Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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