just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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