that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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