Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.