i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice