You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction