the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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