Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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