This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.