'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?