She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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