If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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