Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I didn't notice because vodka
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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