Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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