I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice