i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability