I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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