When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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