I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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