Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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