and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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