I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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