it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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